Imagine being snowed in with four hot successful men.P.S. they’ve all
played the hero in too many of your naughtiest dreams.Problem is, you work
for them, and that makes them off-limits.Except now they’re looking at you
like you’re Santa’s cookies.And they definitely want to take a bite. Talk
about making you reconsider your life choices.These four are aiming for
Santa’s naughty list, and I’m pretty sure I’m getting:JaceReedAlec…and
Colefor Christmas.It might’ve started as a decorating job.But it ended
Tangled in Tinsel. Read more

Want to impress your friends and family with both useful, worthless but
undeniably interesting facts?Then Interesting Facts For Curious Minds: 1572
Random But Mind Blowing Facts About History, Science, Pop Culture and
Everything in Between is the book for you!In this book you’ll find the
answers to questions such as:When did zero become a number?Who was the
inventor of Bitcoin?What did the Big Bang sound like?How have sports
changed around the world?What’s a malapropism?Interesting Facts For Curious
Minds gives you the answer to all these and many, many more questions that
I know have crossed your mind from time to time. This book is divided into
63 chapters by topic for your convenience, bringing you a nice mix of
science, history, pop culture, and all sorts of stuff in between. Each
chapter contains 25 concise yet engaging factoids that are sure to make you
think and at times laugh.How you read this book is entirely up to you. I’m
sure most of you will read it cover to cover at some point, but when you’re
with friends and family you can pick the chapters out that most appeal to
all of you.However you read this book, I guarantee you’ll find it one of
the best tools to pass some time, relax alone, or connect with others. So
sit back, relax, and get ready to learn some truly interesting facts! Read more

Fun trivia book with silly things to learn whilst in the bathroom
including:Poop PunsGross Body TriviaFarty FactsLoos To LoveBathroom
FactsFamous PlumbersBritish SlangScience Storiesand more!Pocket size book
to enjoy in the bathroom whilst you’re waiting for things to happen!★ Buy
this as a gag gift for a teenage boy, as a present for your ‘hard to buy
for’ brother or to raise a laugh from your dad!★Other books in this series
can be found by clicking on the author name above ‘Alex Smart’ Read more

Put on your overalls and have a stroll Around The Farm in this amazing
sound book! Your little one can press 30 different sound buttons while they
read to bring the amazing art stylings of Eric Carle to life!This sound
books is special because:Hands on interaction engages young
readersMultisensory reading experiences stimulate the imaginations of young
readersSharing books with your little one strengthens your bondFeatures the
art stylings of Eric Carle, writer and illustrator of The Very Hungry
CaterpillarIncludes an amazing amount of animals: bull, cow, goat, pig,
sheep, lamb, donkey, horse, hen, turkey, chick, rooster, cat, dog, mouse,
frog, duck, turtle, fish, crow, sparrow, owl, woodpecker, snake, rabbit,
cricket, dragonfly, bee, butterfly, and Eric Carle’s famous very hungry
caterpillar Read more

The long-awaited first work of nonfiction from the author of the #1 New
York Times bestselling Once Upon a Time in Hollywood: a deliriously
entertaining, wickedly intelligent cinema book as unique and creative as
anything by Quentin Tarantino.In addition to being among the most
celebrated of contemporary filmmakers, Quentin Tarantino is possibly the
most joyously infectious movie lover alive. For years he has touted in
interviews his eventual turn to writing books about films. Now, with Cinema
Speculation, the time has come, and the results are everything his
passionate fans—and all movie lovers—could have hoped for. Organized around
key American films from the 1970s, all of which he first saw as a young
moviegoer at the time, this book is as intellectually rigorous and
insightful as it is rollicking and entertaining. At once film criticism,
film theory, a feat of reporting, and wonderful personal history, it is all
written in the singular voice recognizable immediately as QT’s and with the
rare perspective about cinema possible only from one of the greatest
practitioners of the artform ever. Read more

A celebration of and behind-the-scenes look at Jerry Seinfeld’s
groundbreaking streaming series Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.In his
streaming show, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, Jerry Seinfeld has
engaged with some of the funniest people in history in classic cars, coffee
shops, and diners. He has reminisced with Larry David; bantered with
legends Steve Martin, Tina Fey, and Eddie Murphy; reunited with the cast of
Seinfeld; and even paid a visit to President Barack Obama in the Oval
Office. These and dozens of other guests talked about the intricacies of
stand-up, the evolution of their careers and personal lives, and whatever
else popped into their brilliant minds. Seinfeld’s carefully crafted
episodes have reimagined the talk show format, each one a unique,
hilarious, and yet intimate conversation—a rare opportunity for viewers to
witness their favorite performers unscripted and unvarnished. But in
producing eighty-four episodes over eleven seasons, he has also created
arguably the most important historical archive about the art of comedy ever
amassed, with episodes featuring Garry Shandling, Jerry Lewis, Don Rickles,
Carl Reiner, and Norm McDonald already serving as permanent shrines for
legendary comedians. Timed to the 10th anniversary of the show’s debut and
with an introduction from Jerry Seinfeld, this book isn’t just a record of
the show but instead an inventive tribute full of behind-the-scenes photos
and anecdotes. The book dives into the inspiration and creation of
segments, the most unforgettable lines from guests, an index of the cars,
and some of the most memorable moments from crew members. Originally
conceived as an “anti-talk show,” Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee earned
multiple Emmy nominations and helped lead the streaming revolution. Perfect
for gift giving season, The Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee Book is a
beautifully designed book with iconic, never-before-seen production photos
which will appeal to comedy lovers, car aficionados, coffee connoisseurs,
and Jerry Seinfeld fans. Read more

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3… 2… 1… We have lift off on another fully revised and updated
Guinness World Records annual. The 2023 edition takes readers on a journey
that’s out of this world, revealing the latest and greatest record-breaking
achievements here on Planet Earth and across the vast distances of space.As
lockdown restrictions ease, humanity’s horizons are expanding once again,
and our world is experiencing unprecedented change – in the environment,
culture, technology and society. Keeping up with this dizzying revolution
are the Guinness World Records adjudicators, who’ve been busier than ever
documenting the Officially Amazing. The result is Guinness World Records
2023! With ever more focus on diversity and inclusion, we showcase the most
inspirational, eye-catching, mind-blowing achievements from the past year,
across a multitude of topics such as gaming and the human body, engineering
and wildlife.· We start with a tour of space, exploring astronomical
superlatives in a chapter dedicated to the latest developments in the New
Space Race… from tech innovators and pioneering space tourists to the
latest planetary landers and the new James Webb Space Telescope – the
largest of its kind · Back down to Earth, we continue our expedition,
delving deep into the natural world to encounter the animal kingdom’s
mightiest – and most bizarre – beasts. We whip out the binoculars for some
breath-taking birdwatching and honour history’s bravest two- and
four-legged heroes· Get up close and personal with the most iconic human
beings – the tallest, shortest, strongest and hairiest on the planet. And
be amazed at the extraordinary skills on display from the jugglers,
rock-climbers, freestylers and mermaids (yes, mermaids!) who populate the
Extraordinary Exploits chapter· To celebrate the 150th anniversary of Jules
Verne’s Around the World in 80 Days, we dedicate a chapter to a whistlestop
tour of our planet, pointing out the recordworthy geographical landmarks,
tourist hot-spots and cultural phenomena· The Modern World chapter charts
our ever-changing society, taking in everything from cryptocurrency and
positive action to fast food and TikTok stardom!· Our team of gaming
consultants and editors have picked out the Top 25 Greatest Gaming Records
of all time – does your favourite game get a mention?· We end the book with
every significant new sporting achievement logged in the 30-page Sports
sectionFeatures: Hall of Fame – Which record-breaking icons haves gone
above and beyond to find themselves inducted into the Guinness World
Records Hall of Fame in the 2023 edition? Young Achievers – We introduce
you to six more incredible teenagers – including sports stars and chess
grandmasters – whose success is proof that age is no barrier to being the
best in the world at somethingSnapshot – In these unique photo-features,
our 3D artists take a visual approach to storytelling, using comparisons
from famous locations around the world to reveal just how epic some record
breakers truly areTop 25 Gaming Records – From the most critically
acclaimed and best-selling games to the longest marathons and richest
esports stars, we run through the 25 most significant videogame records in
our archive, encompassing classics such as Pac-Man and Donkey Kong right up
to Minecraft and Fortnite Read more

#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • “[A] torrent of endlessly inventive prose,
by turns comic and enraged, embracing life in all its contradictions. In
this spectacular novel, verbal pyrotechnics barely outshine its
psychological truths.”—NewsdayWinner of the Whitbread PrizeOne of the most
controversial and acclaimed novels ever written, The Satanic Verses is
Salman Rushdie’s best-known and most galvanizing book. Set in a modern
world filled with both mayhem and miracles, the story begins with a bang:
the terrorist bombing of a London-bound jet in midflight. Two Indian actors
of opposing sensibilities fall to earth, transformed into living symbols of
what is angelic and evil. This is just the initial act in a magnificent
odyssey that seamlessly merges the actual with the imagined. A book whose
importance is eclipsed only by its quality, The Satanic Verses is a key
work of our times.Praise for The Satanic Verses“Rushdie is a storyteller of
prodigious powers, able to conjure up whole geographies, causalities,
climates, creatures, customs, out of thin air.”—The New York Times Book
Review“Exhilarating, populous, loquacious, sometimes hilarious,
extraordinary . . . a roller-coaster ride over a vast landscape of the
imagination.”—The Guardian (London)“A novel of metamorphoses, hauntings,
memories, hallucinations, revelations, advertising jingles, and jokes.
Rushdie has the power of description, and we succumb.”—The Times (London) Read more

From USA Today and Amazon Charts bestselling author Meghan Quinn, comes a
fresh take on a royal romance with a twist. Laugh out loud funny and full
of some of her steamiest scenes yet, Quinn takes you on an unexpected,
sizzling fairytale journey. So there I was selling bikinis out of my truck
in South Beach Miami, getting ready to kick off a wet t-shirt contest when
the world’s biggest grouch approached me – Keller Fitzwilliam.The man had
the sultriest British accent I’ve ever heard. And he looked like he just
walked off a Viking boat and into a suit tailored specifically for his
impressively muscular frame. Only problem is, he had the warmth of an ice
pick and he kept telling me he was here to take me back to his home
country.Of course, I didn’t follow him. I might be up for a good time, but
I’m also educated enough to know leaving with a stranger isn’t smart. Well,
that’s until he mentioned my mom’s name. My mom who passed away several
years ago. So after some serious fact-checking, my bikini-clad bum went
with him to a sub-arctic country I had never heard of just north of the
British Isles, where I found out my grandpa was the king of said freezing
country, and I was the one and only heir.Desperate to learn more about my
mom, I decided to give this princess thing a chance.Good idea, right?
Wrong.Because Mr. Ice Pick was put to the task of training me and he’s not
just cold as ice, he’s pompous, aggravating, and possessive. And did I
mention we have to share a bathroom in a tiny castle?We are oil and water
every single day and even though he’s training me to be queen, I have this
simmering desire to kneel before him. Read more

David Sedaris, the “champion storyteller,” (Los Angeles Times) returns
with his first new collection of personal essays since the bestselling
Calypso. Back when restaurant menus were still printed on paper, and
wearing a mask—or not—was a decision made mostly on Halloween, David
Sedaris spent his time doing normal things. As Happy-Go-Lucky opens, he is
learning to shoot guns with his sister, visiting muddy flea markets in
Serbia, buying gummy worms to feed to ants, and telling his nonagenarian
father wheelchair jokes. But then the pandemic hits, and like so many
others, he’s stuck in lockdown, unable to tour and read for audiences, the
part of his work he loves most. To cope, he walks for miles through a
nearly deserted city, smelling only his own breath. He vacuums his
apartment twice a day, fails to hoard anything, and contemplates how sex
workers and acupuncturists might be getting by during quarantine. As the
world gradually settles into a new reality, Sedaris too finds himself
changed. His offer to fix a stranger’s teeth rebuffed, he straightens his
own, and ventures into the world with new confidence. Newly orphaned, he
considers what it means, in his seventh decade, no longer to be someone’s
son. And back on the road, he discovers a battle-scarred America: people
weary, storefronts empty or festooned with Help Wanted signs, walls painted
with graffiti reflecting the contradictory messages of our time: Eat the
Rich. Trump 2024. Black Lives Matter. In Happy-Go-Lucky, David Sedaris
once again captures what is most unexpected, hilarious, and poignant about
these recent upheavals, personal and public, and expresses in precise
language both the misanthropy and desire for connection that drive us all.
If we must live in interesting times, there is no one better to chronicle
them than the incomparable David Sedaris. Read more

A USA Today bestseller! Dad Jokes: the good, the bad, and the terrible, a
perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike!With over 600 knee-slappers,
head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips
and cheesy-but-grate jokes for even the most embarrassing of dads. Perfect
for the father experts, new dads, and all the fathers-to-be, this is the
ideal funny gift from any daughter, son, wife, or partner that celebrates
how great (terrible) their jokes truly are! But remember―you don’t have to
be a dad to tell dad jokes! Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward
in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around,
including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners.
Great for Father’s Day, Christmas, white elephant, birthdays, and
more!These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you
laugh:I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me.”Dad,
can you put my shoes on?” “No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.”I’m reading a
book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!Q: What’s the hardest
thing about learning to ride a bicycle?A: The road. Read more

Opposites attract?In theory, maybe.In reality, doubtful.When my brother’s
best friend asks me to fake marry him to secure a business deal he
desperately needs, I laugh in his face. Me help Carter Harrington? That’s
split-your-pants, rip-roaring hilarious. I don’t even like him.Besides, no
one would believe I’m Carter’s wife. It’s ridiculous.He’s tall, blond, and
attention-grabbing gorgeous. I’m short, curvy, awkward… and usually
invisible.He’s never met someone he couldn’t charm. I can barely talk to
friends, much less strangers.He’s a workaholic that lives and breathes
money and business. I prefer to lose myself in my art.Believability factor
of us as a couple? Zero.But when he puts his hand on my thigh, pulls me to
his side possessively, and whispers dirty things in my ear that make me go
liquid, all the reasons why we shouldn’t be together start to fade away.And
when we’re forced to share a bed to keep up the charade, this fake marriage
begins to feel real.Dangerously real.What’s a girl to do when the man she
can’t stand starts to feel like her husband?Never Marry Your Brother’s Best
Friend is a full-length romance with a Happily Ever After. It can be read
as a standalone. Read more

From USA Today and Amazon Charts bestselling author Meghan Quinn, comes a
witty take on a romantic comedy classic, My Best Friend’s Wedding. Steamy,
laugh-out-loud, and full of charm, these two best friends heat up the pages
while proving true love might be right in front of you.Have you ever heard
of a man-in-waiting?Yeah, neither has my best friend’s soon-to-be
monster-in-law. Ooo, sorry, I meant mother-in-law. Nor has she heard of the
term, what the bride wants, the bride gets.With wedding planning underway
and a short timeline, my best friend, Lia, has recruited me to help her
battle the snarly beast that is Mrs. Beaver. Not scared at all, I accept
the challenge as her man-in-waiting–aka, man of honor–and take matters
into my own hands.The only problem is, with every second we draw closer to
the wedding, I’m starting to see my best girl in a different light.She’s
always been beautiful to me, but now . . . I find myself staring a touch
too long. My hand lingering for one more minute. And when she’s upset?
Allowing her to sleep in my bed.And before I know what’s happening, it hits
me like a ton of bricks. I’m in love with my best friend. Not just in love,
but infatuated.No one compares to her and nothing seems to distract me from
that realization.Not the girl I try to date while I help plan Lia’s
wedding.Not her angry fiancé who thinks I’m growing too close.And not the
looming deadline of her nuptials.Which means, there’s only one thing left
for me to do. Prove to Lia I’m the one she should be with instead. But with
the pressure of her engagement, the stress from her soon-to-be
mother-in-law, and the breath-stealing nerves running through me, I’m
finding it a lot harder to claim the girl than I would like to admit.Say a
little prayer for me . . . Read more

King crab fisherman Fox Thornton has a reputation as a sexy, carefree flirt. Everyone knows he’s a guaranteed good time—in bed and out—and that’s exactly how he prefers it. Until he meets Hannah Bellinger. She’s immune to his charm and looks, but she seems to enjoy his… personality? And wants to be friends? Bizarre. But he likes her too much to risk a fling, so platonic pals it is.

Now, Hannah’s in town for work, crashing in Fox’s spare bedroom. She knows he’s a notorious ladies’ man, but they’re definitely just friends. In fact, she’s nursing a hopeless crush on a colleague and Fox is just the person to help with her lackluster love life. Armed with a few tips from Westport’s resident Casanova, Hannah sets out to catch her coworker’s eye… yet the more time she spends with Fox, the more she wants him instead. As the line between friendship and flirtation begins to blur, Hannah can’t deny she loves everything about Fox, but she refuses to be another notch on his bedpost.

Living with his best friend should have been easy. Except now she’s walking around in a towel, sleeping right across the hall, and Fox is fantasizing about waking up next to her for the rest of his life and… and… man overboard! He’s fallen for her, hook, line, and sinker. Helping her flirt with another guy is pure torture, but maybe if Fox can tackle his inner demons and show Hannah he’s all in, she’ll choose him instead?

Splendid collection of 200 hilarious jokes, groan-worthy one-liners, and puns for every occasion, including well-known classics, hidden gems, and all-new material.
Great Father’s Day gift.
Funny and unexpected gift for friends and office folks.
Make it personal! Let them know and sign the cover!
Don’t be embarrassed about your Dad Jokes. Own them!

This is the perfect book for anyone who loves fishing, a good laugh, and just having a fun read. This book is filled with cartoons, comic strips, and tons of fishing jokes, as well as tips and trivia. It is filled with humor that you can enjoy anywhere you have a chance to read. It is a great bathroom reader.

Forced to confront what he has become in his time away, he feels more alien than ever. But his old world is hiding secrets that he never knew.

As he starts to unravel what has been hidden from him his entire life, he discovers that not only might he fit in better than ever, but he may be exactly what the world needs.

Book 4 in the bestselling He Who Fights With Monsters Series, coming this Christmas Season!

For anyone who loves American comedy, the long wait is over. Here are the never-before-told, behind-the-scenes anecdotes and remembrances from a master storyteller, filmmaker, and creator of all things funny.

All About Me! charts Mel Brooks’s meteoric rise from a Depression-era kid in Brooklyn to the recipient of the National Medal of Arts. Whether serving in the United States Army in World War II, or during his burgeoning career as a teenage comedian in the Catskills, Mel was always mining his experiences for material, always looking for the perfect joke. His iconic career began with Sid Caesar’s Your Show of Shows, where he was part of the greatest writers’ room in history, which included Carl Reiner, Neil Simon, and Larry Gelbart. After co-creating both the mega-hit 2000 Year Old Man comedy albums and the classic television series Get Smart, Brooks’s stellar film career took off. He would go on to write, direct, and star in The Producers, The Twelve Chairs, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Silent Movie, High Anxiety, and Spaceballs, as well as produce groundbreaking and eclectic films, including The Elephant Man, The Fly, and My Favorite Year. Brooks then went on to conquer Broadway with his record-breaking, Tony-winning musical, The Producers.

All About Me! offers fans insight into the inspiration behind the ideas for his outstanding collection of boundary-breaking work, and offers details about the many close friendships and collaborations Brooks had, including those with Sid Caesar, Carl Reiner, Gene Wilder, Madeleine Kahn, Alfred Hitchcock, and the great love of his life, Anne Bancroft.

Filled with tales of struggle, achievement, and camaraderie (and dozens of photographs), readers will gain a more personal and deeper understanding of the incredible body of work behind one of the most accomplished and beloved entertainers in history.

If you love to fish, laugh, and have a good time, then this book is for you.
We take “funny first” very seriously–not really. This book is filled with:
Jokes
Cartoons
Comic Strips
Puzzles
Pro Tips for both beginners and experienced fishers.
Trivia
And more fun than you can shake a pole at!
This is a great book to make you smile when you are on the pond or on the john, or basically anywhere that you want some fun. It’s also a great gift for anyone who loves to fish, even that sourpuss you met downstream!

How did you two meet?

The quintessential question asked to every couple. And the answer is usually some bubbly, lovey dovey tale of being struck in the bum by Cupid’s arrow.

My meet cute (well not so meet cute) is slightly different. I was trolling a wealthy neighborhood in Beverly Hills, searching for someone to take me as their bride, you know, to make my arch nemesis jealous who consequently just fired me.

He was stomping around the block like some sort of gorgeous ogre, mumbling about a business deal gone wrong and attempting to finagle his way out of it.

And that’s when we bumped into each other.
There were no sparks.
Not even a hint of blossoming love.

But next thing I knew, I was scarfing down free chips and guac, listening to this man lay out all of his problems which led to his big ask . . . he wanted me to be his Vivian Ward, you know, from Pretty Woman–minus the frisky behavior.

We’re talking about living in a mansion, intimate double dates, and pretending we were head over heels in love . . . and engaged. Can you imagine?

The absolute audacity.

But people do crazy things when they’re desperate. And I reeked of desperation. So, I struck up a deal.

My one big mistake, though . . . big . . . HUGE? I accidentally fell for the incomparable Huxley Cane.

Based on hundreds of hours of exclusive interviews with the cast and creators and illustrated with 100 behind-the-scenes photographs, here, at last, is the untold inside story of The Office, featuring a foreword by Greg Daniels, who adapted the series for the U.S. and was its guiding creative force, and narrated by star Brian Baumgartner (aka “Kevin Malone”) and executive producer Ben Silverman..

In Welcome to Dunder Mifflin, the entire Office gang reunite after nearly a decade to share their favorite inside stories, spill untold secrets, and reveal how a little show that barely survived its first season became the most watched series in the universe. This ultimate fan companion pulls back the curtain as never before on all the absurdity, genius, love, passion, and dumb luck that went into creating America’s beloved The Office.

Featuring the memories of Steve Carell, John Krasinkski, Jenna Fischer, Greg Daniels, Ricky Gervais, Rainn Wilson, Angela Kinsey, Craig Robinson, Brian Baumgartner, Phyllis Smith, Kate Flannery, Ed Helms, Oscar Nunez, Amy Ryan, Ellie Kemper, Creed Bratton, Paul Lieberstein, Ben Silverman, Mike Schur, and many more.